LyndsayLovesCupcakes

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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chibisokka:

reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

cool beans

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stupidfuckingquestions:

The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party

Reblog if you actually like getting messages from your followers, even if it’s just a “hey, how are you?”

adrnired:

seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

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swoobats:

liamdryden:

blancchap:

What the hell is this Nintendo WHAT THE HELL IS THIS oh my god

watch the whole thing. THE WHOLE THING.

this is the company to which i throw my everlasting allegiance and devotion

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

paintdeath:

hONK

paintdeath:

hONK

hotsinglezombies:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

actualucifer:

jynnne:

I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.


noot noot

actualucifer:

jynnne:

I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.

noot noot

Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back. Those who wish to sing always find a song. At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet.
Plato (via feellng)