what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
What the hell is this Nintendo WHAT THE HELL IS THIS oh my god
watch the whole thing. THE WHOLE THING.
this is the company to which i throw my everlasting allegiance and devotion
doin a group project like
what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago
I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE
I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.
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