LyndsayLovesCupcakes

send me ‘have you evers’ and i will reply with yes or no

(Source: megan-hansenn, via it-never-ends29)

if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you

(Source: neilweastfall, via punchthewall)

hitlervevo:

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

i hate this site

(via brittinreverse)

premiium:

ill-explain-later:

andallthatfunstuff:

slapmytitties:

poodeep:

why the fuck did they ever cancel Whose Line is it Anyway

They figured out whose line it was

do you think this is a game

Yes, only the points don’t matter

that’s right, the points are like a dwarf amongst midgets

(Source: amazzingphil)

xstraightless:

Fuuuuuccckkkk

(via awildlolyappeared)

skittyspostlimitblog:

sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin

(Source: knightpecutie, via punchthewall)